ET 101: “What is It?”

Did you arrive on the planet without a set of instructions? Have you ever secretly suspected you were adopted — from another less dysfunctional world? Is your genetic coding giving you trouble recently? Do you vaguely recall a reason for being here, but are pretty sure your current job is not it? Hang in there. These times and this book are for you.

For those of you who left your galaxy for the Mission to Planet Earth without the instruction manual, Mission Control has granted an unprecedented second chance to remind you of what you already know — but either forgot or misfiled. Now that you have yourself completely disassembled, why not take a moment to read the instructions?

This manual is a transmission from fifth-dimensional sources, written expressly for the awakening human population who asked that it be published. It is not a book. It is a technology — designed to awaken you from your evolutionary slumber. We hope you enjoy it.

May The Force Be With You!

TABLE OF CONTENTS

INTRODUCTORY INFORMATION

• The Mission (Reprinted From The Original Manual)
• Special Note From The Publisher
• A Word From Mission Control
• How To Use The Manual

I. THE INTERGALACTIC NEW COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY

• Level I Words — Look Jane, See Spot Run
• Extraterrestrial
• Alien
• E.T vs. Alien
• Walk-In
• Crawl-In
• UFO

Level II Words — Look Jane, See Spot Transmute

• Light
• Transmutation
• Intelligence
• Co-Creation
• Truth
• Reality
• Spirit

II. TRANSMUTATIONAL PROCEDURE

• Rules for Dysfunctional Patterns
• Step I — In Rome, Do As The Romans
• Step II — In Rome, Do As The Arcturian
• Ground Rules
• Coming Out Of The Closet
• All Roads Lead Away From Rome
• Gentle Reminder
• Some Interesting Facts About Transmutation
• Pre-Encoded Activation
• Time/Space Anomalies And Their Physical Function
• A. The Dimensional Shift
• B. The Genetic Shift
• Deprogramming
• Debriefing
• Helpful Hints For The Second Coming

III. THE MISSION

• Job Titles — An Overview
• The PLO — Definition And Purpose
• The PLO — Its Historic Position
• Exhibit A
• Exhibit B
• The PLO And Armistice Day
• The United Stellar Army Corps Of Engineers
• The 3-D Dilemma
• The 5-D Response
• Adult Children Of Dysfunctional Earthlings (ACODE)
• The MASH Units
• Transmutative Symptoms
• Transmutative Cures
• The Code Talkers
• The Interuniversal Banking Community
• The Intergalactic Board Of Realtors
• The Cosmic Computer Jocks
• The Rainbow Warrior
• The Royal Celestial Air Force
• The Quark Alliance

IV. TROUBLESHOOTING

• Passing For White
• Closet Cases
• The Messiah Complex
• The Burden Of Spiritual Significance
• The Chicken/Head Syndrome
• Integrity — Its Care And Maintenance
• Discernment
• Landing Instructions
• Culture Shock
• The Yo-Yo Effect
• Deployment Of Troops
• Emergency Procedure
• Mishaps Of The Mission

V. ASSISTANCE

• Foreign Aid
• Morale Boosting
• Curing Battle Fatigue
• The Special Forces
• Interdimensional Brain Surgery
• Exploratory Emotional Body Surgery
• Creative License
• Recent Legislatio
• Self-Help Techniques
• The Great Awakening
• Starseed — The Next Generation
• Audio-Visual Aids
• Monitoring

A Formal Invitation